Mordwid, Don't be Wude...

...Wudeness is weakness and we must neveh be weak. -Morgan Le Fay from Merlin

If you don't understand why I am referring to Arthur's halfsister-- watch the movie.  I couldn't find her before pictures online (she's ugly then by serving Queen Mab she is made beautiful)--I feel like the before picture. 


Me and Quasimodo, we could be twins--if I were all stoopy and whatnot. 

Why is it called "Pink" eye when your eye acutally turns a bright shade of Elmo Red and oozses yellow gunk?  Pink is a bit of an understatement. 

Looked up remedies online (thank heavens for the internet) and came up with two people think work:
-Breast milk in the affected eye
-mix of equal parts honey and milk (thouroughly mixed) in the affected eye.
We're starting with round one (since it isn't supposed to hurt and #2 does) and then we'll move on if it doesn't work.
Oh and baby soap to wash out the eye.  It really is tear free.  :)

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