Pioneer Woman says to write my blog like I'm talking to my sister.
Well in that case:
Sister Girl- we totally should try THIS for 4th of July.
Oh and I painted my toenails today.
No I know- NOT the greatest paint job. I'm more of a be-messy-and-let-the-excess-come-off-after-my-next-shower kind of girl. And in my defense- I can hardly reach my toes as it is. And then the boy children took off their socks and requested "too". Ian is a little sad his aren't as bright as mine are but that's because I didn't do a white layer under theirs. Did anyone else paint their nails with White Out and Highlighter Markers in high school? I totally did and I'm kind of excited that the yellow is the same color as the Highlighters. I like to think it is so bright it almost makes my feet look tan. Now if I could figure out a strategy for the rest of my body I'd be set. I'm thinking lighting bolts. All over. A bit much? Probably- but it's safer than tanning right? Or orange-streaked self tanning lotion.